Ceiling Cat

Ceiling cat is TEH GODZ OF TIS WOOORLDZZ! This article covers his AMAZING HISTORY, EPICCC ADVENTOREZZ, and SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MOREZ! (Can I has more cheezburger?) NO, THIS IS ABOUT CEILING CAT!

History
A long, long, timez ago, there was two kitehz. One of teh kittehz was the goddess of sleepingz! Teh oter kittehz was the god of eatingzz! (That makes me hungry, can i haz cheezburger nao?) NO, YOU CANNOT!